Am I the only one who wants this chicks face to run into a boat propeller? Courtney Stodden stripped down to a tiny bikini in 30-degree weather and made a mockery of an already fictitious Holiday.

Of Course the perv in the Santa Suit is the child molester she watches over, 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson.

What kind of a world do we live in, when we allow these things to happen and be okay with it?